Chaptre Three


Doors are curious little things. In the eyes of some, they are beginnings you walk in to. Otherwise they are endings in which you walk away from. In most times of our lives, we are given a choice. To make it a beginning, or to make it an ending.

Here, in front of Alice is a door. A door that is warning her of what may enfold once she was to open it.

Rarely do you find a door that warns you first of the dangers behind it. But even if a door like so is found, Earthly humans never remember it. So is the nature of our ways.

As a human, Alice did as what came naturally to her heart. She opened it without another thought.

The first thing she saw was an endless field of grass stretching out before her. But this grass was ivory, like an elephants tusk. The grass was much taller than her, swaying back and forth in the wind, as if they were hands welcoming her into their gentle grasp.

She pushed her way into the field, leaving a small path behind her. The giant strands of silvery grass gently slapping her face as she passed. She was beginning to grow tired when suddenly, out of no where, a loud battle cry pierced through the silence.

In a flash, a herd of tiny, black men riding atop two-legged, over sized fish creatures emerged from the tall strands of grass, surrounding her completely.

“Oh, god.”

REALITY IS BUT A SOURCE OF HUMOR

“Ooh...Shy, why do we have to wait HERE of all places?” His sister complained, fanning herself so hard that it made him sweat even more.

“Stop that already!” Shy growled as he grabbed her hand to stop her. He held the giant leaf over his head, shading himself from the baking sun.

“You're sweating so much! Why can't we go sit somewhere else?” Chesh pouted, hugging his leg exaggeratedly.

“This is where we'll see her best.” Shy said, trying to shake her off. He sighed as his Attention Deficit Disorder-suffering sibling jumped up from her seat. The short haired twin put her hands on her hips and started doing random exercises.

“What are you doing...?” Shy raised an eyebrow as he sat down on the rock she had been sitting on.

“Exercising!!” She squeaked as she started doing star jumps. Shy shook his head and looked out at the field beyond them. The silvery grass swayed helplessly to wherever the wind pushed them.

“AAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAhhhhh!!!!!” A sharp scream erupted the silence, causing an irritated Shy to clench his teeth and wince in annoyance.

“Alright.” he threw the leaf aside and got up.

“Finally!!” His sister jumped up and down like the hyperactive kitten she was.

Another scream expelled itself into the air.

“There we go.” Shy said, stuffing his hands into his pockets, and started towards the direction of the female screamings.

Chesh gave a wide grin as she followed behind him.

REALITY IS BUT A SOURCE OF HUMOR

“LET GO!!!” Alice yelled, trying to struggle away from the two men that were gripping her arms tightly.. But they each tilted their heads in the most stupid way, not understanding a word she was saying. They talked in strings of what Alice felt was gibberish. They were covered in mud, their feet wrapped in dirty, ugly rags. She screamed several times more till she was out of breathe when suddenly, three sharp iron like claws pierced through the little man in front of her. She let out an involuntary gasp as his eyeballs turned red completely and fell to the ground. Each eyeball rolled their separate ways as their original body fell limp to the floor.

The little men quickly released her in shock. They jumped upon their steeds and ran off as quick as a rat running from fifty cats. And it was not very far off the mark, seeing two cat like humans standing in their places. They eyed her carefully from head to toe. One was male and one was female. They looked very much alike, so Alice guessed they were twins.

The cat-boy, whom had killed her captor, licked the crimson blood off his claws as he examined her. He had onyx black pupils, with a fringe so long it covered half of his face. His partner decided that Alice was much too boring, so she squatted down and started poking at the little man's corpse. She had a fringe just as long as her siblings and eyes just as blank.

They both dressed in black and white. Their long, striped sleeves made Alice rather dizzy.

“C'mon.” the male feline hybrid finally stopped staring at her and withdrew his claws, which quickly disappeared into the skin at the back of his hand, leaving unnatural bulges above his bones. He turned and started walking.

His sister got up and walked over to her.

“Don't worry. He's just cranky 'cos I was in the sun all day.” She whispered in a catty smile. Alice nodded, and that was how Alice thought she had met her first friend in Wunderland.

But then, she had forgotten. That her thoughts are the ones that are broken.

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Sorry it took so long to write this chaptre. Sorry again cos it's so short. I didn't want you guys to get headaches from reading this lousy font. hope you like it anyways.

PS: Don't hate Shy, please. He may sound selfish in this chaptre but all will be explained soon enough!
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